John Galliano has nothing to do with cellulite, not at all. I was looking for an old Ripley's Believe It Or Not photo which I couldn't find and came across one of my favorite John Galliano pieces ever from those early, early days.
So ... settle back and know that we are approaching the season in which we may, along with Samantha Dunn who owns this divine phrase, worry about "thundering Glamazons" with flawless skin, pert and perky everything who also happen to possess hair that doesn't frizz after a dunk in the ocean - even their toenails will be perfect. Cellulite? Impossible.
I admit I was startled by the following press release. Should I be? I don't know. I'll just post bits of it - the actual release was rather dry.
The CelluliteDX Genetic Test for Moderate or Severe Cellulite (gynoid lipodystrohy) was released today by DermaGenoma, a genetic dermatology company located in sunny Irvine, California. This $249.00 test helps doctors predict if a patient is at high risk for developing Numberger-Muller grade 2 cellulite (grades? Numberger-Muller? really????).
I guess the good news is at this is done by a cheek swab. Oh and the results are completely confidential. That is nice, isn't it.